Showing posts with label Eastenders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eastenders. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 May 2020

Derek Martin - The London Cabbie for all ages

For many years, Derek Martin was an easily forgotten name, but the same could not be said of his face or voice. He wasn’t quite in the Ray Winstone/Alan Ford league as a Cockney ‘heavy’ but as a genuine East Londoner with a stint at Smithfield market on his CV his Cockney credentials earned him lots of TV work. So often, In Seventies cop shows I watched, like Softly Softly and Dixon of Dock Green, he’d be a common-or-garden Len, Ted or Dick. As a van, lorry or taxi driver. he possessed  the authenticity of a Londoner behind the wheel.

For me, Derek’s relative anonymity was blown apart when in his late sixties he established himself in the cast of Eastenders, but his overnight celebrity took more than four decades to happen. In the early Seventies I must have seen him in the family business drama The Brothers (as ‘van driver’, surprise surprise) and the quirky children’s sci-fi serial Man Dog. Sadly I couldn’t find a clip of the latter but it made a substantial impression on me, helped by its familiar Southampton locations.

Later in the decade he became a familiar figure in ITV crime capers, invariably on the wrong side of the law. In an episode of The Sweeney, he even managed to out-run Dennis Waterman’s Carter, but I daresay he was nicked by the closing credits. That same year, he played another villain in The Professionals, and then a ‘heavy’ up against Waterman again in Minder.

Derek Martin wasn’t always one of the bad guys. He upheld the forces of law and order, albeit under the radar, in programmes like Z Cars and even Terry and June, but it was in The Chinese Detective that he really made his mark. At that time (1981-2), this was quite a ground-breaking series, providing a rare starring role for an ‘ethnic minority’ actor. I loved David Yip in that show, portraying the mild-mannered but slightly unorthodox (is there any other kind of cop on TV?) John Ho, clashing not only with criminals but also his boss DCI Berwick, played by Derek Martin. He was old-school Londoner, and displayed the sort of casual racism that pervaded much of the police in those days. In my mind’s eye I can still see him shouting “’O, ‘O” at his sergeant! I think there grew a grudging mutual respect between the two by the end, but it ran for only two series.

In the Nineties, I watched some of ITV’s Lynda la Plante prison drama The Governor, in which Derek played Janet McTeer’s deputy but I missed out on one of his largest roles, in King and Castle. However, it is as a regular cast member of a couple of soaps that he has become part of my TV furniture.

Back in ’93, he joined the Beeb’s ill-fated foray into international drama, Eldorado. Located in an expat community on the Costa del Sol, it carried a great deal of investment, financial and professional. As a BBC employee, I fervently wished for success but it was doomed from the first creaking instalment which, somewhat improbably, I watched from a Channel ferry. In hindsight, box-ticking took priority over plotlines, and the European eye-candy failed to attract the younger audiences. A few of them could barely act. The hostile anti-Beeb press finished the job. Removing the dead wood and bringing in some sterling British character actors did help but the plug was pulled after a single year. As Alex Morris Derek Martin appeared in forty episodes, including the very last but, to be honest, all I can remember was ‘Mucky Marcus’ escaping from an exploding car. 

In comparison I have a clear memory of his arrival in Albert Square as Charlie Slater and his dysfunctional family of females. That was 2000, and in all he went on to make nearly 800 episodes of Eastenders. Apparently Derek had been considered for both Dirty Den and Frank Butcher (there’s a thought!) but as East End cabbie Charlie, he must have been a shoo-in for the casting team. At first he had some meaty storylines, even becoming involved in some fisticuffs, but it was for his verbal clashes with mother-in-law Big Mo (Laila Morse) that he is best remembered by me.

The character also brought him a few related TV roles, be they in Eastenders spin-offs or as cameos in comedies such as Little Britain. In my opinion he made a splendid straight man to Matt Lucas’ grotesque Fatfighters leader Marjory. But then that has always been Derek Martin’s strength. For fifty years he’s been one of our most dependable supporting actors on the box. I’ll never know how he might have fared battling with Angie Watts or wooing Pat Butcher wearing nowt but a rotating bow tie but, now well into his eighties, I reckon Derek Martin has done enough to enter my role call of Treasures.

Sunday, 24 November 2019

Aw-uh, it's Pat Coombs!

I can’t identify the first time I saw Pat Coombs on the box. Like The Beatles, Smarties and Mum’s knitting needles, she just seemed to be a constant and comforting presence throughout my early childhood, not so much an actress as a benevolent sorceress dispensing spells of happiness towards a child like myself being treated to grown-ups’ television.

For some reason I was allowed to stay up for Up Pompeii in the early Seventies. The Carry On-style sexual innuendo may have passed harmlessly over my young ginger bonce but Frankie Howerd was such a visual comic and so appealed to adults and kids alike. I would titter along with the best of them. I almost certainly would have seen this great scene with Pat as an actual sorceress called Tarta (oh, the puns!) in which she very nearly stole the show from under the star’s nose.


Born in the Twenties, Pat Coombs inevitably made her name as a stooge to the leading radio comedians of the Fifties, like Arthur Askey, Bob Monkhouse and Charlie Chester. She may have trained at LAMDA but her natural Camberwell twang served her well on the Home Service. I guess she had what you’d call a great face for radio. With that nose she was never going to compete with Liz Taylor, Julie Andrews or Audrey Hepburn. Cinema’s loss was domestic broadcasting’s gain and as a character comedy actress she found her true niche.

Obviously her radio career was way before my time but as a child I grew to recognise her smiley eyes and distinctive voice, especially her trademark “Oh-ah” expression of shocked surprise. Funnily enough, Typhoo Tea cottoned on to her catchphrase in the Eighties, hiring her for her “Oo”s in a TV ad campaign. Years earlier, she reminded me ever so slightly of my Nanna Grimble. Not in her looks but perhaps it was something about the voice, hairstyle, handbag and ‘screw-on’ hats that triggered the association.

Coombs tended to play the archetypal downtrodden London housewife, under the thumb not necessarily of her hubby but of the womenfolk. Irene Handl, Thora Hird or Peggy Mount may have been the outspoken battleaxes but it was with Coombs’ character that we would often have the greatest affinity.

I think I may have seen her in the 1969 sitcom Wild Wild Women (I certainly remember the theme tune) and definitely on ITV’s hit comedy On The Buses at around the same time, although I don’t think it was a ‘must-see’ in our household. The spin-off Don’t Drink the Water certainly wasn’t, nor were Pat’s other ITV vehicles in the Seventies and Eighties.

Instead, it was her cameo appearances in shows such as Sykes, the Dick Emery Show, Noel’s House Party and Johnny Speight’s In Sickness and In Health which were always welcome. I’m not sure whether or not I watched this particular edition of Les Dawson’s Blankety Blank but there’s Pat on the back row in what must have been 1985, given the fab prize of ZX Spectrum computer games, some splendid period-piece hair-dos and the reference to a new BBC series called “The Eastenders”.

I did become a devotee of the aforementioned soap for a number of years, including the nine months in which Coombs played the part of downtrodden spinster Marge (typecast?). Amidst the welter of storylines concerned with racism, AIDS and domestic violence, Marge was introduced specifically to provide much-needed comic relief in light-hearted exchanges with Mo Butcher, Ethel Skinner and Dot Cotton, queen of the laundrette. Unfortunately the experiment was deemed a failure, Marge jarring too much with the heavy stuff and she was packed off into the sunset. At least she wasn’t bumped off by the Mitchell brothers.


In 2002 Pat Coombs left us for real. Suddenly, when seeking elderly London women smiling through adversity and blessed with comic timing, casting directors for TV and radio had to widen their net. Their number one choice was no longer available. She is much missed.