Eve Myles - no longer Wales' best-known secret

When it comes to Welsh female cultural icons, not many immediately spring to mind. Shirley Bassey’s an obvious one, Ruth Jones, Ruth Madoc and Cerys Matthews, possibly. Charlotte Church, at a pinch. But for those in the know – more precisely, Welsh TV viewers – Eve Myles has over the past decade or so definitely entered the pantheon, and this adopted Welshman would wholeheartedly agree.

With her gap-toothed grin and boggly eyes, Eve might struggle to capture major roles in Hollywood but she has carved a very popular niche in UK television, with offshoots in the US sci-fi sector. I arrived in Cardiff too late to see her in the long-running BBC Wales Noughties drama series Belonging but by the end of the decade she was a regular on network TV. 

I never watched her servant girl performance in ITV’s Victoria, but did dip more than a toe into the waters of a star-studded 2008 production of Little Dorrit, in which Myles played Maggie. Three years earlier, I was most definitely tuned to BBC1 when, in another nineteenth-century maid’s outfit, Myles opened the door to Charles Dickens himself (as you do) in a spooky 2005 Doctor Who story, The Unquiet Dead, set in Cardiff. Her character– like that of many Doctor Who supporting actors - proved heroic, if doomed, but she won over showrunner Russell T Davies to the extent that he wrote her a major part in the spin-off Torchwood. She would never look back. 

While John Barrowman’s lead character Captain Jack was a tad cartoonish, Eve Myles’ Gwen provided the key everyday human heartbeat to the series, and crucially she was indubitably and unapologetically Welsh! We followed her transition from humble cop to kick-ass, alien-catching, conspiracy-battling heroine, but behind it all was her emotional dilemma of risking life and limb as a field agent whilst trying to maintain her relationship with an uncomprehending Rhys and, towards the end, her baby. Trouble had a nasty habit of stalking her domestic bliss in their coastal cottage and Torchwood didn’t shy away from some genuinely powerful scenes. It all ended with a big-budget US-UK co-production in 2011 and Eve Myles now had the attention of viewers and casting agents alike. 

She was the main draw in the BBC’s Baker Boys about a village coming together to save their local bakery, but for all the life-affirming storylines, it was a little bit boring for me. More appealing was 2013’s Frankie, which transferred Eve Myles across the Severn to Bristol to play the eponymous lead. She seemed to revel in the part as a brow-beaten but dedicated district nurse with a quirky, music-loving streak out of the uniform, and I’d hoped for a second series. Sadly, Lucy Gannon didn’t write another. 

Fortunately Eve wasn’t off the screen for long. When ITV’s Broadchurch returned for its much-anticipated second run, I was delighted to discover that she had an important role supporting those of established stars David Tennant and Olivia Colman, fleshing out Hardy’s (Tennant) back story. OK, so it was the weakest of the series’ three runs, but that wasn’t Eve Myles’ fault. 

More recently she has popped up in Cold Feet, sadly no longer a must-see in this household, and was briefly the unlikely lover of Norman Scott in A Very English Scandal, the Beeb’s dramatisation of the Jeremy Thorpe controversy which hit the headlines in the Seventies. I suppose it was inevitable she got the part given it was Russell T Davies providing the screenplay – and a delightfully tongue-in-cheek screenplay it was, too. 

However Eve has once again proved she can successfully front a series, in BBC Wales’ Keeping Faith. Part crime drama, part romance, part ode to the Carmarthenshire countryside, the star filled the screen in almost every scene. The camera would frequently linger lovingly on teary eyes and quivering lips, all to a dreamy soundtrack from Amy Wadge. To be honest, this became a bit tiresome but was mercifully reduced for the second series last year. I suppose the lengthy dialogue-free sequences were necessary given that Keeping Faith was also made in the Welsh language, thus keeping repeat scenes to a minimum. It would also have cut Eve’s workload given she had to learn Welsh specially. Still, it was a surprise hit across the UK in either language, garnering millions of viewers and online streams, and also made a famous co-star of her yellow mac! 

Given our own West Wales associations, we have it on good authority that Eve and her Faith co-star and real-life hubby Bradley Freegard are genuinely nice people, but that, unlike Angie, even Eve doesn’t provide Welsh cakes for those working on her house. I suppose nobody’s perfect….

Yeeeees, Jeremy Paxman.....

For someone whose main bodies of work I’ve tended to neglect, Jeremy Paxman must have summoned a Herculean effort to join my TV treasures. Alternatively it’s my realisation that the UK media world would be an infinitely poorer place without him. From his time as a nodding rectangular head to an independent silvery beard with licence to grill, Paxo has, considering his usual place on the outer reaches of the schedules, punched above his weight to occupy my affections. 

I probably first encountered his on-screen persona in the early 1980s when he was an occasional reporter on BBC1’s Panorama. The current affairs series was never a must-see but I have a feeling a certain anti-Thatcher peace-loving Exeter undergraduate may have watched this 1980 period piece presented by Paxman. 

Several years later I may occasionally have returned early enough from work to see him host the Six o’Clock News although in the mornings we as a family traditionally preferred to have breakfast and scurry around the house to Radio 4’s Today programme rather than tuning in to the Beeb’s Breakfast Time, where in 1988 Jeremy would be spotted in appropriately shiny light attire. 

A year later he moved to BBC2’s late-evening programme Newsnight, with which he would quickly become synonymous. I remember as a youngish number-cruncher/analyst at the Beeb’s Broadcasting Research Department being involved in a joint research project on the show, and the first presentation I ever gave was to the scarily earnest editor Tim Gardam in the Newsnight offices. Wow! There was the presenter himself looking busy striding between the desks. Thank God he wasn’t in my audience interrogating me on my summary of the programme’s audience figures. Mind you, he’s not always that hot on statistics!  Still that project turned out to be a good gig because my work with colleague Moira Bovill was selected for a European research conference in Madrid the following January. Such travel treats were rare! 

Later in 1990 he was on hand to host the edition following Thatcher’s sudden resignation which I may in part have watched, so tumultuous was the event. However, it was for his abrasive but incisive interviewing style that he became famous, not least for his persistent repeating the same question of the Home Secretary Michael Howard in 1997. Yet even Paxo failed to secure an honest answer from the ever-oily Tory minister. Most politicians dreaded facing him on Newsnight, knowing that being unceremoniously skewered, albeit in front of only a million viewers, could be curtains for a parliamentary career, as in this amusing 2009 episode of BBC comedy The Thick of It. A few, like Peter Mandelson, actually relished the challenge and Anne Widdecombe’s survival strategy was, as she put it, “I simply stared at his tie”. 

Amongst his many interviewees were UK and world leaders of all kinds. Inevitably Tony Blair was accorded longer-form sessions with Jeremy and, even though I may not have seen them on Newsnight they would usually make it to the main news headlines the following day, as in 2001 before the Blair bubble finally burst. Paxman was also the go-to interviewer on the live BBC Election Night coverage, filling in the gaps between incoming results. What I liked about him was his readiness to banter with guests and treat the more pompous oafs with the condescension they so richly deserved. That includes you, Mayor Boris Johnson! 

However, that doesn’t mean I approved of all his snide comments. During the 2005 General Election broadcast I remember watching in disgust as he was downright rude to a victorious George Galloway just because he had defeated the black woman Labour incumbent Oona King. For me, and many others, he crossed the line, and I was no fan of Galloway! He lived up to his old sneering Spitting Image puppet that night: “Yeee-eeeess” indeed. 

Fortunately there is more to Jeremy Paxman than poking politicians and would-be social commentators with a sharp stick. Channel-hopping has led me to dip into the world of college clever-clogs that is University Challenge. I find his exchanges with the students as equals quite endearing but recoil in horror when he comes over all superior. I can’t believe he’s been hosting the show since 1994! 

Away from the rarified world of current affairs, Paxman has proved an adept writer and presenter of history-themed documentaries such as Empire. In 2006, he also became the subject of a surprisingly moving Who Do You Think You Are?, showing a reassuringly emotional side when shedding a tear on learning of a Victorian ancestor’s struggle with poverty. The great Jeremy Paxman was human after all.

Sally Phillips - always worth 'bearing with'....

Until the 1980s the words ‘woman’ and ‘comedy’ rarely seemed to appear in the same sentence. I recall as a child British TV being awash with American female sitcom stars like Lucille Ball and Mary Tyler Moore, none of whom I ever found remotely amusing. Of course Britain boasted some wonderful actresses, such as Hattie Jacques, Beryl Reid and Thora Hird, who excelled at comedy but I’d hesitate to call them ‘comediennes’. Sketch comedy was also the preserve of men who dressed as women.

In the 1980s French and Saunders, Victoria Wood and others led the assault on the age-old credo maintained by (mostly) male entertainment executives that women simply weren’t funny enough to stand up with a microphone or lead a television cast and make audiences laugh. Perish the thought, dear boy. Now I’m not saying that even in the 2020s TV comedy is a level playing field, gender-wise, but that sexist nonsense is thankfully less prevalent than it was. 

I remember two decades ago when Channel 4 introduced Smack the Pony. It was seized upon as a ‘female’ sketch comedy series, and was seen as quite daring in its day. At the time I felt that Doon McKichan and Fiona Allen received most of the plaudits and Sally Alexander the tabloid ‘Phwoar!’ headlines. But for me it was Sally Phillips who was – hands down – the funniest of them all, and when it comes to stealing scenes still nobody does it better. 

While her name would not have meant very much to me in the mid-Nineties, I would have caught Sally’s performances in Smith and Jones and the Richard Herring/Stewart Lee vehicle, Fist Of Fun. Like The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Fist of Fun graduated from Radio 1 to BBC2 and enjoyed a small but enthusiastic audience, of which I was a part. Even then, Sally Phillips possessed the gift for comedy, whether by smiling sweetly in embarrassment or laughing like a drain. 

A few years later, Sally Phillips had a small but regular role in I’m Alan Partridge as a young receptionist at the motel where the now ex-TV host and current local radio presenter Partridge found himself as semi-permanent resident. Now I’m a huge fan of Steve Coogan’s comedy creation but, armed only with a few cutting comments, Phillips’ Sophie deftly pricked the Partridge pomposity, leaving her ‘guest’ powerless and in the acting stakes her pixie-like features and faux-innocent smile giving Coogan a run for his money. 

Around this time Phillips joined a formidable cast of comedy actors, from the established John Bird, Rik Mayall and Richard Wilson to the up-and-coming Reece Shearsmith and Rebecca Front, in an enjoyable BBC comedy-thriller In The Red. However, her promotion to the lead in 2002’s series Rescue Me was less successful. I gave it a chance but even Sally couldn’t rescue this romantic comedy about a women’s magazine editor. 

In the mid-Noughties she was back in fine supporting form in French and Saunders then Jennifer Saunders’ WI-themed sitcom Jam and Jerusalem but it took the surprise hit Miranda to propel Ms Phillips back into the prime-time big time. It was all rather jolly, a tad old-fashioned, but I confess Miranda Hart’s misadventures in love and retail often made me smile. Sally’s wasn’t a major role but her irritating upper-class Tilly even scooped her own enduring catchphrase, “Bear with….” Only last year I was delighted, albeit surprised, to see her slumming it on BBC Wales’ semi-improvised mockumentary series Tourist Trap. It’s not exactly high-ratings stuff, but the (English) director of Wales’ fictional tourist office was surely made for Sally Phillips. 

Inevitably she has featured in all the best comedy quiz/panel games such as QI, Room 101 and Would I Lie to You, in which she thoroughly convinced while relating a brilliant fib about Trevor MacDonald. The latest decade has also offered opportunities for her voice to be heard narrating various TV-related documentaries and series such as Channel 4’s Undateables, and she played the eponymous Clare in the Community on Radio 4 for fifteen years. 

I suspect that when her death is announced on future media, Sally Philips will doubtless be described as ‘Bridget Jones actress’ but that would do her an almighty injustice. She has contributed to so many popular BBC and Channel 4 comedies over the years and as a middle-class scatterbrain or ditsy youngster, she has few equals.

David Tennant: Trans barmaid to Time Lord

There haven’t been many bright spots in this Covid-crippled year but a resurgence of David Tennant on our small screens is one of them. He rocketed to national fame in a similar burst of screen time in the mid-Noughties. Suddenly all my female friends and work colleagues were drooling over this skinny Scot with his sharp jawline and purring Paisley accent. I may not have shared their crush but as an actor he certainly possessed the X factor. 

For me, it started with Peter Bowker’s BBC2 series Blackpool. On paper, it really shouldn’t have appealed to me. It was a crime mystery, but frequently interrupted by song and dance, a la Dennis Potter. Urrghh. Luckily the story was quite engaging and it boasted a cracking cast, including David Morrissey, Sarah Parish and John Thomson – and then there was a handsome, charming DI played by David Tennant determined to pin the murder on Morrissey’s distinctly unpleasant character. The eclectic mix of pop songs, ranging from Elvis and Engelbert to Sandie Shaw and Slade (‘Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me’!), were all mimed so we didn’t hear David’s ear for a tune, but he made an impression. 

I’d actually already seen him guesting in the opening episode of Charlie Higson’s tongue-in-cheek reboot of Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) in 2000, out-acting the stars Reeves and Mortimer but in 2005 he was dazzling in another light drama series playing the title role of Casanova. I hadn’t expected to like it but it was brilliant: a sexy costume romp but with laugh-out-loud comedy. 

The production was written by Russell T Davies who was already working on an even more significant project, the return of Doctor Who. Once Christopher Eccleston had quit after a solitary series, the producers turned to another hot actor, Mr Tennant. As in Casanova, the Scottish accent was ditched in favour of Estuary English but, whether flirting with Billie Piper’s Rose or swapping comic banter with Catherine Tate’s Donna, David was a coolly charismatic Doctor, armed with seriously sharp sideburns and even sharper scripts. It wasn’t just about battling alien monsters and running around quarries in Dorset; there was real acting, too. Even Dad became a fan. There were mesmeric scenes with guest stars like Bernard Cribbins but one of his finest ‘timey-wimey’ speeches came during the thrilling story Blink, also featuring a pre-Hollywood Carey Mulligan. He stayed for four years before a further, time-busting, cameo appearance with successor Matt Smith in the 50^th anniversary special The Day of the Doctor in 2013. 

With Doctor Who, a Harry Potter film and a must-see RSC Hamlet on his CV, David Tennant’s future as a proper actor was secured. However, he has also shine in comedy roles. I probably first saw him as a transsexual barmaid confusing the pub regulars in Rab C Nesbitt way back in 1993 and in the Noughties teamed up again with Catherine Tate in Lauren mode (“Am I bovvered?”) for a Comic Relief sketch. That same year he channelled his inner Doctor to regenerate Tony Blair in the TV impressions show Dead Ringers and his wry narration was perfectly matched with the fly-on-the-wall BBC spoofs Twenty Twelve and W1A. 

More recently I have discovered the delights of Staged, a comedy for the Covid lockdown era. Broadcast in six 18-minute instalments, it primarily involves Tennant, Michael Sheen and their director meeting up on Zoom to rehearse a play from their respective homes - and failing miserably. The two stars poked fun at themselves and their professional relationship, assisted, or hampered, by their real-life partners and ‘remote’ guests including Adrian Lester and potty-mouthed Samuel L Jackson, but the best was left 'til last. The final episode had the duo’s frustrated producer (Nina Sosanya) calling upon Dame Judi Dench to bring the actors’ childish quarrelling to an end which she does by simultaneously pricking their pomposity  and reminding them that she can do what she likes ‘cos she’s Judi Dench! Sheen plays up to his Welsh luvvie stereotype with gusto, while Tennant is just as believable, exaggerating his vanity, over-sensitivity and childcare incompetence. 

Getting back to David Tennant the actor playing characters other than himself, there have been lots of other opportunities to see him on the box. I haven’t taken them all, for one reason or another, but he’s never less than exceptional. With his cache and demand, the one-time David McDonald can surely pick and choose his medium, be it TV, stage, film or podcast, and his parts. Consequently even his television crime vehicles have been distinctly superior fare. In 2006 he was an acclaimed Richard Hoggart in Andrew Davies’ The Chatterley Affair and in 2013 a troubled barrister on trial for murder in The Escape Artist. It seemed that he was innocent but had he actually committed the perfect crime?

One element of David Tennant’s choices I particularly like is his reluctance to settle for ‘national treasure’ roles playing the goodie every time. In Paula Milne’s The Politician’s Husband, he was an ambitious Cabinet minister resorting to duplicitous methods when the career of his wife (Emily Watson) begins to eclipse his own. This year he has also shown a willingness to go the whole hog and be not merely a bit of a shit but also a devious killer. 

In Channel 4’s otherwise unremarkable three-parter Deadwater Fell, Tennant portrayed a respected village doctor who loses his family in a house fire. Surely he wouldn’t have started the blaze deliberately….? After a recommendation we also dipped into Netflix’s Criminal, with its different case each episode. Like the cops we have to decide whether or not the accused is guilty. I think David was in the opener, his ‘No comment’ mantra ultimately failing to fool his interrogators. Then in the past few weeks he was even more chilling as Scottish serial killer Dennis Nilsen in ITV’s Des. The uncanny physical likeness made it even more compelling and more than 10 million tuned in, a huge audience these days. 

However, perhaps my favourite David Tennant performance belongs to Broadchurch. In 2013 Chris Chibnall’s terrific tortuously twisting Dorset-set whodunit redefined the TV crime serial for the modern age. The second series dipped in quality before perking up for the trilogy’s conclusion but throughout it was the professional relationship between the local cop Ellie (Olivia Colman) and incomer DI Alec Hardy (Tennant) on which the series’ foundation was constructed.  

Colman was fantastic, of course, but her co-star was mesmerising as the complex detective trying to solve a child’s murder in a hostile seaside community harbouring all manner of secrets, while harbouring personal troubles of his own. He could be abrupt, he could be socially awkward but his determination to solve the crime, no matter the impact on his health, was undeniable.  So important was Tennant to the production was that he also recruited for an American version in which the story, and Tennant’s accent, were transported to California. Sadly, the Yanks didn’t like the show, but at least that meant the UK could welcome him back to our shores. 

Since then, Olivia Colman has won an Oscar, Chris Chibnall is the new Doctor Who showrunner while David Tennant is simply one of greatest small-screen actors of my generation.

The Emperor of Edginess, Paul Kaye

Over the past two decades or so, Paul Kaye has carved a crafty niche playing somewhat offbeat characters. What for me elevates him to Treasure status is his ability to lift such – often supporting - roles into ones more memorable than the leads. 

At first he played on his real-life brattish punk art student persona and his initial foray onto national television came about by accident. Apparently a boozy home video of late-night prank interviews got him noticed and a few years later the character evolved into Dennis Pennis for BBC2’s The Sunday Show. Resembling a red-haired Rik from The Young Ones but possessing a kind of mid-Atlantic whiny drawl, Pennis would hang around UK celebrity gatherings like award shows, thrust his microphone in front of the red carpet brigade and turn the expected dull interview into something more irreverent. 

I forget how I came about watching the show but the Pennis sections were obviously the best things in it. Once he became recognised, the joke was killed stone dead so instead he was allowed to thrust that same mic into the unsuspecting faces of Hollywood A-listers like Schwarzenegger, Steve Martin, Hugh Grant and Demi Moore. The bigger the star, the more biting the ‘question’. What began as gentle ribbing turned into a lauded pricking of the celeb bubble and finally into rather tiresome smart-arsery. Kaye had to kill him off, his co-creator jumped ship to launch Ali G but Paul Kaye proved he was no one-trick pony. 

While his face doesn’t exactly suggest romantic lead, Kaye came pretty close in 2000 Acres of Sky, a post-EastEnders vehicle for Michelle Collins. He played her scruffy friend who pretends to be her partner in order that they be paid to run a B&B in a remote Scottish fishing village. Of course he holds a secret torch for Collins and by the third series in 2005 it didn’t end well. However, he really impressed me and ever since I’ve kept an eye out for him in dramatic roles. 

That doesn’t mean I’ve tuned in to every episode of Skins, Humans, Strutter or – heaven forbid – Game of Thrones, but it’s almost life-affirming to watch him turn up as unconventional doctors (e.g. in Waking the Dead) or prison chaplains (Cold Feet). 

Not surprisingly he has often portrayed dodgy-looking husbands (Candy Cabs) or a weaselly reporter ripe for the taking in the always entertaining Hustle.  In 2013 he toned down the theatricals to convince as a bushy-bearded cult leader in the watchable but frankly bizarre Ripper Street, part-dark Victorian crime thriller, part-Shakespearean tragedy. He was a crook in the modern-day action series The Interceptor and seedy strip club owner in ITV’s Dark Heart. In both he was far more credible than the respective main characters and he was also great in the Beeb’s multi-award-winning Three Girls, as the father of one victim of the Rochdale child sex ring. 

For all this serious stuff, I also love him in lighter material. When I moved to Cardiff permanently I discovered that Sky One’s new Ruth Jones drama Stella was considered essential viewing.  The actor-writer played the eponymous character struggling to hold her family together amidst an array of eccentrics populating her Valleys town. In the second series that eccentricity dial rose a few notches with the arrival of a Dutch New Age relationship counsellor. It was, of course, Paul Kaye. He probably appeared in only three or four episodes but his “Pass the feather” catchphrase still resonates in this household should any part of a bird’s coat flutter within range. 

A few years later he was a village yokel caught up in an Inside No.9 seventeenth-century witch trial and also an alien undertaker who comes to haunt Peter Capaldi’s Doctor Who. However, it was way back in the ‘90s that he was an obvious choice to lend his edgy ‘cool’ to Keith Allen’s oddball collective Fat Les. In particular, he spoofed Richard Ashcroft spoof in the ‘Vindaloo’ video and was in Pennis mode for the live Top of the Pops studio invasion. 

Yet for all his lauded roles on screen and stage it pains me to make a confession: possibly his most memorable performances came in a series of 2013 TV commercials for gambling website BetVictor. Now I normally abhor anything that promotes behaviour which leads to addiction and I’d no more use an online betting app than join Donald Trump’s fanclub. However, Kaye’s quickfire portrayals of the excitable Maurice were a stunning tour-de-force. He’s now well into his fifties but I reckon he could still make a healthy living as much from young quirky oddballs as dodgy cops or fantasy warriors, and more power to his elbow.

Angus Deayton - Allegedly....

My first recollection of Angus Deayton is not of his suave facial expressions but his droll, sardonic voice.  Someone - I forget who or when – recommended I listen to Radio 4’s Radio Active, and the local radio parody lured a lot of young people like me to the network’s 6.30 comedy slot. The programme also introduced us to the latest bunch of talented writer-performers off the Oxbridge production line. Besides Deayton, there was Geoffrey Perkins, musician Philip Pope, Helen Atkinson-Wood and Michael Fenton-Stevens, each of whom became familiar on TV. 

The troupe reunited in 1989 for KYTV, migrating many of the same ideas, and even the same scripts, from a fictional inept radio station to an equally fictional satellite TV network, obviously in no way related to the fledgling Sky TV! I remember encouraging some of my friends to attend a recording at TV Centre and this spot-on wartime celebration edition of KYTV is the one we saw in the studio. 

A few years earlier another Billericay Rotaract social jaunt had taken us to London for Rowan Atkinson’s first one-man show. Except it wasn’t quite a one-man show. I was delighted to discover that the Blackadder star’s straight man was none other than Angus Deayton. I watched one of the better sketches being broadcast in that year’s inaugural Comic Relief fundraiser. Indeed Angus appeared with Atkinson in other TV shows around that time, including the first, not very funny, series of The Black Adder and, once more the unfortunate fall guy, in The Curse of Mr Bean. 

There he was again as a regular sketch performer on the hit-and-miss Alexei Sayle’s Stuff while in the mid-Nineties, the ‘godfather of alternative comedy’ was Angus’ guest on The End of the Year Show, a sort of chat show-cum-review for New Year’s Eve. By that time, Deayton had found a new legion of fans with regard to another satirical look at current affairs, as presenter of Have I Got News For You? 

He was the ideal choice of host, performing the scripted gags with eyebrows raised to precisely the perfect angle while feeding lines to Ian Hislop, Paul Merton and guest panellists. Then in 2002, it all went a bit Pete Tong. The News of the World splashed a sensationalist story about Angus, cocaine and a woman who turned out to be a prostitute. To the Beeb’s credit, they didn’t sack him straightaway and to Deayton’s credit, he didn’t shy away from presenting that week’s edition of HIGNFY. It was the programme everyone wanted to watch, knowing that Hislop and Merton would taunt him mercilessly, which of course they did[7]. 

My one criticism of Angus Deayton is that he was the inadvertent catalyst for the UK having to endure Boris Johnson as Prime Minister and Britain leaving the EU. When further tabloid revelations eventually led to the presenter’s dismissal, the producers’ stopgap policy of different guest hosts each week became permanent. In ’98, a bumbling, shaggy-haired upper-class twit of a Spectator columnist first took the role, and was an instant hit. He may have been recognised as an obvious reactionary idiot but when you are harbouring political ambitions, just being recognised is a huge advantage and so began the rise and rise of Bo-Jo. Thanks a bundle, Angus! 

Unlike Johnson the PM, Angus Deayton didn’t go off and hide in a freezer or a £15,000 a week Caribbean island. He returned to the podium to lead the 2008 British Comedy Awards, bringing his own humiliating experience to bear on that year’s Jonathan Ross scandal. I had also forgotten that he hosted the first series of Would I Lie To You back in 2007, before Rob Brydon made the job his own. The comparisons with his old HIGNFY role were immediately apparent. It wasn’t topical but most of the laughs were generated by the regular team captains, in this case David Mitchell and the utterly brilliant Lee Mack. Angus also provided the scripted links for 2008 Sport Relief’s amusing ‘fake’ interviews. 

In the Nineties and Noughties there were all manner of awards shows or nostalgic clip-fests for which the smug, laconic Angus Deayton was admirably suited. I also watched him present or narrate documentaries such as In Search of Happiness and Doing Rude Things but he has since cropped up regularly in TV and radio sitcoms and even reviving Radio Active at the Edinburgh Fringe, but few of his vehicles have joined my repertoire of viewing. An exception was One Foot in the Grave. 

As Victor Meldrew’s rather boring suburban neighbour, Patrick, Angus must have been well inside his comfort zone, exasperated by Victor’s attitudes and antics while looking down his nose in that way only Deayton can. Of course the series was a massive success but probably set in concrete his typecasting for life. He may never win an Oscar or Olivier Award, but as a droll straight man for the modern age, he’s not just the daddy; he's the grand-daddy.

The Fab-u-lous Craig Revel Horwood

When Mum used to rave about Strictly Come Dancing back in the Noughties, I ended up having to stick my fingers in my ears and chant “La la la, I can’t hear you…” It wasn’t the concept of a show about ballroom dancing that I objected to – each to their own – but the notion that she’d think I would enjoy it. I hated the ITV-style celebrity glitz, the audience voting and – well – the blooming dancing I just DON’T DO DANCING!

Admittedly my interest was piqued slightly when cricketers like Darren Gough and Mark Ramprakash proved surprisingly adept and when my new family in Bridgwater watched the show I reluctantly joined them, and pretty soon I became hooked. Bruce Forsyth was well past it but the live music element appealed and even I could tell whether someone had tripped up in a waltz or performed a rumba with the hip movement of a concrete cow. There was also the delight in witnessing familiar faces way out of their comfort zone. 

Then there were the judges. On the Simon Cowell talent shows, The Voice UK and that skating nonsense, the panel are obviously considered more important than the competitors. From Amanda Holden to Torvill and Dean, Sharon Osborne to whoever has a new album to plug, it’s all about them. It wasn’t – and still isn’t quite like that on Strictly. They all have their personalities, of course, and have become intrinsic parts of the whole programme, but I find most of them annoying. Len was an old curmudgeon who loved the applause when he awarded crowd-pleasing marks but couldn’t take it when he was booed. I couldn’t stand his ego. Bruno is wonderfully flamboyant but ultimately a bit irritating, Darcey Bussell annoyingly posh and Shirley a bit – meh. Then there’s Craig Revel Horwood. 

While not quite as camp as Bruno, the Australian brings a very different kind of entertainment to proceedings. Of course, he’s there to wind people up, be the pantomime villain, the antithesis of his fellow judges. But as I watched more regularly, I warmed to him. After all, instead of awarding a 5 to someone who could barely walk let along dance, he would tell it how it is, most infamously in the case of Tory politician Anne Widdecombe. Let’s be honest, he was only saying what we all thought, and that goes for most of his other Mr Nasty caustic comments. 

As for Craig’s notoriously low scoring, I find it far more in tune to my own verdict than those of his colleagues who seem so self-congratulatory at waving their ‘10’ wands when the dance leaves something to be desired. When Craig gives a maximum you know it’s as close to perfection as an amateur can get, and I really respect that. I also love the way he delivers his marks with the same straight face whether it’s an elusive 10 or a mediocre 2. That glum blank expression is part of the act because he must also possess the brightest smile in showbiz. 

Then there are his catchphrases. Len may have had his “Se-VEN!” but not even Bruno can claim anything as distinctive as Craig’s “Fab-u-LOUS!”, “Dis-AH-ster, dah-ling” or “A –ma-ZING!”. His enunciation of “Gor-geous” is another favourite of mine. He also has an endearing fondness when delivering his verdict on a performance for seemingly inviting the jeers before revealing fulsome praise. I remember watching his appraisal of Kimberly Walsh’s Latin dance in 2012 which began “indecent, improper, absolute filth…”, eliciting chuckles when he added: “…I loved it!” 

Revel Horwood bring so much more to the party than anyone else, not only in terms of personality and pithy comments but in his multifarious talents. Last year he brought to the musicals episode a version of his panto dame act and in an early edition of Strictly’s It Takes Two companion he demonstrated a rather beguiling singing voice in a duet with pro dancer Anton du Beke. Most entertaining of all was his outrageously accurate 2017 impersonation of Bruno, to compensate for the Italian’s absence. Could you imagine Len or Arlene Phillips doing that?! 

On top of all that, he’s an award-winning choreographer who has also directed West End musicals and even the opening ceremony for the 2002 Commonwealth Games, when Strictly was just a jotting on a BBC producer’s ideas list. Apparently he has also written songs and a debut novel is scheduled for publication later this year. What’s left for him to do? 

To be frank I don’t care. While I’m no longer an avid viewer of the Beeb’s autumn Saturday night staple, and the Covid pandemic will mean inevitable format changes this year, it is Craig Revel Horwood who is the key ingredient, the one most likely to reel me back into the weird world of fleckles and box turns. Just don’t expect me to join in: that would be a dis-ah-ster….